Marriage and Grad School

Getting hitched helps with your time to graduation too.

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Continuing on with Kelvin's analogy (straight couples); if women are like universities, then men can be compared to college applicants.

The most desirable women - ivy schools with too many qualified applicants. Can afford to cherry pick.

The most desirable men - valedictorians with impressive academic and extracurricular results. Basically a shoo-in to any school they apply to.

On the bottom end of the scale:

Some women can be compared to community colleges: basically accept anyone who apply to them.

Men - the 'C' students. Although if his background/family is like the Bush family, he can still get into the Ivies (like Yale).