Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Science Comedian - Brian Malow

This guy rocks! Three of his classic jokes:

a. Some helium gas drifts into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve noble gases here.' Pause. The helium doesn't react.

b. Says the bartender to a superconductor that walks in: 'We don't serve superconductors here.' The superconductor then leaves the bar, putting up no resistance.

c. Women have passed through my life like exotic particles through a cloud chamber, leaving only vapor trails for me to study for clues to their nature.

There's more in youtube where you can watch his performances.


Unrelated: Chemical Party by EU. (via lancerlord)

1 comment:

Brian said...

Awesome post!

But seriously... thanks for the mention. How did you find out about me? Seems you must've seen the article in Chemical & Engineering News.

Here are another couple chemistry bits for you...

"I was in an excited state and I had a spontaneous emission."

"I had a frightening experience at a cafe the other day. In the display case behind me, someone had put pasta and antipasta right next to each other! Are they out of their Vulcan minds??!!"

"I'm so spontaneous I have a negative delta-G."

Thanks 10^6 !