Forced Voyeurism - Differences between Men and Women

Was tickled by this post.

Something light-hearted for a change.

A typical girl's reaction:

...There was this indian guy wearing loose shorts sitting directly opposite me, shaking his legs. And I just happened to glance(more like caught a glimpse) thru his shorts and realised he's NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!!

I can fucking see his balls!!!

...HIS PENIS CAME OUT!!! I was so shocked and disgusted I really wanted to puke right there and then!! I panicked!! I wanted then to get up immediately. But he got off right at the next stop. I was still very very traumatised by that whole thing.. yuck!

But you won't expect a typical guy to say/write something like this:

"So, one day, I was sitting in the MRT, and there was this girl wearing a loose blouse, standing directly in front of me, shaking her body. And I just happened to glance (glimpse) and I realised she was not wearing a bra and I could see her fucking titties! So I thought close my eyes and see no evil right. WRONG! HER BLOUSE POPPED OPEN AND HER TITTIES CAME OUT! I was so shocked! WHY MUST THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ME?"

uh! You'll never hear a guy say that! Why? Cos boobs are nice, and dangly penises are not!!

Where's our share of good stuff!!!!!